News Broncos’ Niu has need for speed: Coates

[TDS-Reporter]

The fastest player in the NRL? Brisbane winger Xavier Coates doesn’t even think he is the fastest player at his club. Instead of revelling in the news that he has …

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[K E]

Brisbane also has the need for a new 6. The homeless man's/Fat Ben Barba is and always has been garbage. If he's worth 1 million a season Cameron Smith is worth exactly 9.7 trillion dollars a season.

Players like him show how wafer thin the talent pool in the NRL really is.

Club CEOs: fuck, he had half a good game. Quick, sign him to a 9 year 11 billion dollar contract. Quick, before some other shit club signs him up to an even dumber contract! QUICK, FFS!

 

[spiritofaslan]

Come, let us jizz our pants over inaccurate gps speed readings from players, as if it means anything really.

I could run short distances at 60kph, but if I have dicks for fingers it isn't really going to progress my NRL career. Not to mention many of these speedsters normally have one good season before blowing their PCL and MCLs apart and then slowing right up.

But if we ARE engaging in the speed wankfest, Fidow from Cowboys is probably the quickest in the NRL at the moment.