Roosters: Harvey Weinstein and/or Jeffrey Epstein. And no, not because Roosters are from Bondi.... We all know what's going on, it's an open secret and no one is doing anything about them. Yet. Hopefully Roosters "kill themselves" too.
Bulldogs: George Floyd. Yes, we're naughty sometimes and deserve to be punished but the NRL need to take its knee off our neck and stop trying to kill us.
Brisbane AND Parra: Hillary Clinton. When Parra cheated the cap for all those years and came last twice is the equivalent to Hillary being propped up by everyone and still failing miserably twice. Brisbane are also being propped up/have never been cap compliment but still fail.
Parra again: Madonna. "hey, remember how awesome, hot and popular I was over 3 decades ago? I'm going to cling onto that for the rest of my life".
Melbourne: Mark Zuckerberg. Crooks who their entire foundations were built on stealing/cheating.
Cronulla: A coked up, virgin rapist. Yes, you've had sex once but you're 50 years old, you were high on coke and rape doesn't count as having sex.
Newcastle: Cletus. Enough said.
Parra: The Z grade celebrity on some random reality show no one watches. Give up, cunt.
Warriors: a 3 legged puppy. You can't hate them, you feel sorry for them but it's never going to happen. Accept it.
Parra: a chef. No one has more wooden spoons.
Souffs: the unemployed guy who has been on Newstart/Job Seeker Payments his entire life but still complains about how he hates the government. Is impartial to cigarettes and asking people for them.
Parra: cunt.
Bulldogs: George Floyd. Yes, we're naughty sometimes and deserve to be punished but the NRL need to take its knee off our neck and stop trying to kill us.
Brisbane AND Parra: Hillary Clinton. When Parra cheated the cap for all those years and came last twice is the equivalent to Hillary being propped up by everyone and still failing miserably twice. Brisbane are also being propped up/have never been cap compliment but still fail.
Parra again: Madonna. "hey, remember how awesome, hot and popular I was over 3 decades ago? I'm going to cling onto that for the rest of my life".
Melbourne: Mark Zuckerberg. Crooks who their entire foundations were built on stealing/cheating.
Cronulla: A coked up, virgin rapist. Yes, you've had sex once but you're 50 years old, you were high on coke and rape doesn't count as having sex.
Newcastle: Cletus. Enough said.
Parra: The Z grade celebrity on some random reality show no one watches. Give up, cunt.
Warriors: a 3 legged puppy. You can't hate them, you feel sorry for them but it's never going to happen. Accept it.
Parra: a chef. No one has more wooden spoons.
Souffs: the unemployed guy who has been on Newstart/Job Seeker Payments his entire life but still complains about how he hates the government. Is impartial to cigarettes and asking people for them.
Parra: cunt.
