Bacon

[Fartin luther king]

It needs it's own thread
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjAZegQIIRAB&usg=AOvVaw2zntEs60EZdZbiIAZqp0Qc

 

[K E]

I make Bacon sandwiches. Cook up the Bacon, crispy but not too crispy, toast up the bread, make the sandwich and add some BBQ sauce and you're set.

It's like sex, except I don't jizz quite as fast.

 

[K E]

Hell, I even have Bacon seasoning in my spice rack.

 

[Wahesh]

Crispy Pork Tenders aka Pork French Fries are the only thing I can fathom hearing people chewing Just - because it's expected and so loud. I have this thing where I CANNOT STAND hearing people chew.

Just to give you an idea... I've heard people chew Jelly Beans and even the chocolate shell of a Magnum ice cream and IT SHITS MY TO NO END.

Just ask @spiritofaslan for more on this useless fact about myself!

 

[spiritofaslan]

Cheese and Bacon rolls are my "go to" when I can't be stuffed making a sandwich but need to eat something and am near the shops.

 

[Wahesh]

Cheese and Bacon rolls are my "go to" when I can't be stuffed making a sandwich but need to eat something and am near the shops.

Do you have one of those Vietnamese bakery's next to your place?

 

[Captain Ibis]

Went to cook bacon and eggs this morning.. one of the eggs had 2 yolks in it, which was a bit too weird for my liking so I discarded them.. True story

 

[K E]

Went to cook bacon and eggs this morning.. one of the eggs had 2 yolks in it, which was a bit too weird for my liking so I discarded them.. True story

Dude! That's me winning the lotto!

 

[Wahesh]

Dude! That's me winning the lotto!

Siamese twins? I'm not even sure if it exists outside humanity.

 

[Captain Ibis]

Siamese twins? I'm not even sure if it exists outside humanity.

It was creepy man

 

[spiritofaslan]

Do you have one of those Vietnamese bakery's next to your place?

We have one kinda nearby, but when we moved we moved further away from it. Probably 10 minutes drive away (which is a good thing because their custard tarts are out of this world).

 

[Wahesh]

We have one kinda nearby, but when we moved we moved further away from it. Probably 10 minutes drive away (which is a good thing because their custard tarts are out of this world).

We actually have one 5 mins walk away. I go there about once a week for the cheese and bacon roll. Across the road there's a Lebanese bakery that makes good Lebanese Pizza.

This is why I'm on a diet now.

 

[Wahesh]

It was creepy man

BWAHAHAHAHA. Bro that's hilarious lol. You're a grown man dude, you shouldn't be creeped out by that stuff.

Was it 2 perfectly good yokes in the egg or was it weirdly shaped?

 

[Captain Ibis]

BWAHAHAHAHA. Bro that's hilarious lol. You're a grown man dude, you shouldn't be creeped out by that stuff.

Was it 2 perfectly good yokes in the egg or was it weirdly shaped?

Lol.. I'm very particular.. I don't want no sideshow shit entering my stomach. They were round but just a bit smaller

 

[boxer]

Why bacon you know I don’t eat that .
Maybe fakcon but why not
*beef steak
*lamb cutlets
*keefta
*Charcoal chicken
*shishkebab
The list goes on
MLM
Muslim life Matter no bacon

 

[Wahesh]

Why bacon you know I don’t eat that .
Maybe fakcon but why not
*beef steak
*lamb cutlets
*keefta
*Charcoal chicken
*shishkebab
The list goes on
MLM
Muslim life Matter no bacon

Keefta and Shish Kebabs are great.

 

[Fartin luther king]

Went to cook bacon and eggs this morning.. one of the eggs had 2 yolks in it, which was a bit too weird for my liking so I discarded them.. True story

Double yokers Rock had a few back in the day I cracked an egg with a fetus chic in it.i had pancakes instead

 

[boxer]

Double yokers Rock had a few back in the day I cracked an egg with a fetus chic in it.i had pancakes instead

 

[Captain Ibis]

Balut!

 

[Bad Billy]

I've made my own bacon.
If you have a smoker or access to a smoker, you should do it.
It's fucking amaaaaaazing ! no comparison to the stuff you buy at the shops.