Sharts already gone, Eels and Roosters already lost.
Knights won't have a chance against NRL Darlings the Rabbitohs. Klemmer to cry as his final dreams disappear.
Semi 1 - Raiders to bet Roosters, with CHN getting his hopes up for a Grand Final dream. Roosters out in straight sets for a laugh.
Semi 2 - Eels to somehow beat the NRL Darlings, although technically either winning here is okay.
Prelim 1 - Panthers shatter the dreams of either NRL Darlings, or Parra fans (as sadly no chance of a Parra/Penrith NRL Grand Final.
Prelim 2 - Storm end CHNs final dreams, and Ricky goes bananas.
Grand Final - Panthers hammer the Storm, Bellamy considers future, whilst Cameron Smith announces 1 more year.
Harry Grant and Brandon Smith both get the shits and sign with Bulldogs.
Board Members get replaced with people that aren't amateurs.
Everyones happy.